Do you love art but hate all of the pretentious douche bag things that come with it? Do you call into question why some paintings fetch over a million dollars in asking price even though they look like a three year old child created it? Does the thought of sipping over-priced wine while strolling through a lifeless art gallery that looks like it just survived an air raid in Williamsburg, Brooklyn make you want to cringe?
If you answered yes to these questions, you just might be eligible to join our cult. I mean club.
BEWARE: There are politically incorrect things inside.